I dont care if you read this. I dont like you.

If you haven’t committed murder or grand theft or any other serious crime, please don’t shake hands like a gangster. Furthermore, if you are unsure if the person you’re shaking hands with isn’t a serial killer or a drug dealer or anything of the like; don’t initiate the gangster handshake. This is a handshake that is too widely used by tryhards who seem to think that using this form of greeting will automatically make them the coolest and toughest people in town. However, in reality, it just alerts everyone that a tool is in the room.

Hi. I feel i have a responsibility to alert my fellow Australians that we have a douchebag running the country. So from now on i have decided that i will report on every stupid thing that Kevin Rudd and the Australian Labor Party does. This means that i will be posting A LOT more frequently, no doubt.

First thing that springs to mind which is worthy to report on is the Australia 2020 Summit. For those of you who haven’t heard, its an event that went for two days, where 1000 people gathered together to just dream up ideas for Australia’s future. This group of people consisted of random people of the general public as well as politicians and some celebrities such as Cate Blanchett and Hugh Jackman.

This is such a huge waste of time. What do celebrities know about anything? What sort of valuable contribution can a random person make when trying to think up ideas that will help Australia be a better place? These people dont know anything about setting appropriate objectives for the whole country. All they bring to the table is their own perspective from what they have experienced. This is not helpful when trying to think of things that will be best for Australia as a whole. It just results in biased opinions and narrow minded goals. The whole summit can’t achieve anything worthwhile.

But please dont just take my word for it. Go to this link and see for yourself.
http://www.cmd.act.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0008/2231/Canberra2020_summit_summary.pdf
This is the summary of what sort of ideas they came up with from the weekend. Just some of the painfully useless suggestions included the following:
“recognise we are a community by 2020 - all members are respected, everybody is important.”  -  Hasn’t this already been achieved?
“build on infrastructure”   -  no shit sherlock..
“canbera has a bohemian nature”   -  not even an idea.. just a statement
“national breast feeding policy”   -  …
“incentives for all new buildings to incorporate arts facilities”   -  what the hell does this achieve?
ARE THESE PEOPLE SERIOUS?

The Australian Labor Party has run out of ideas and they haven’t even been in office for a year. They turn to the general public to suggest some things and this is what they come up with. I think Australia is doomed in the hands of these drop kicks. Please don’t let Kevin Rudd run this country into the ground. Next time you go to vote for who will run the country.. DO NOT base your decision on who looks the best, who is the youngest, how long they have been around, who is the most likable person.. base your decision on intelligence and who can run the country better.

Not all old people are the same. Of course some old people are alright or even cool. Sadly, this is not the case for most of them. They are overwhelmingly selfish, offensive, arrogant and generally a pain in the ass.

 

You would think, after 80 years of living, they would have learnt that the world doesn’t revolve around them. Strangely enough, they appear to become more and more up themselves the older they get. Take the queen for example. She’s a totally useless part of today’s society, yet she believes she is the best thing in the whole world.

 

Old people try to force their pointless olden day traditions on the younger generations like “men must take their hats off inside but women can keep theirs on”. Apparently this was initially brought about so men couldn’t hide weapons in their hats when they go into your house. This is a stupid rule that should never have been invented because someone can easily hide a weapon anywhere else in their clothing. Kids have identified this rule to be useless and therefore they do not abide by it. Younger generations should be free to do what they see as appropriate. This is how change comes about and progression occurs.

 

The main problem with old people is that they think they are owed respect just because they are older. This is really hard for me to understand. After all, we are the taxpayers who pay for their pensions. Shouldn’t they be the ones owing respect to us?

 

I was on the train the other day sitting in the seat which is required to be given to pregnant, disabled or elderly people upon request. The train was not crowded at all and there were spare seats all over the place. An old woman boards the train and requests for me to give her my seat.. wtf! Firstly, she can obviously sit in another seat that isn’t taken. Secondly, she has paid for a concession ticket and I have paid full fair. Therefore, I should have priority when it comes to deciding where to sit.

 

Why are they allowed a cheaper ticket anyway? They take up the same amount of space or sometimes even more than anyone else. Is it because they don’t earn as much money? I’m a full time uni student and I am not allowed to get concession tickets because they don’t offer them for uni students. I can’t earn very much money because I’m too busy studying yet I’m forced to buy full fair train tickets.

 

Why are old people treated so well even though they treat the rest of us like dirt? It’s time for them to realise that they need us, we don’t need them. So treat younger people with respect and stop thinking that you’re owed something just because you’re old.

Have you ever tried learning something from someone dumber than you? It’s like an African American… It just doesn’t work. You need someone that fully grasps the topic that is being taught so that they can answer any questions that you might have.

 

Dumb people should not be allowed to become teachers. I have had to put up with dumb teachers all the way through high school. I was looking forward to university because I thought the teachers would be smart and know what they’re talking about. Unfortunately, this is not the case.

 

The whole education system is plagued with idiots because everyone who isn’t good enough at what they are studying makes a realisation. They realise that they can never become a professional in that field of work because they don’t understand it properly. So they decide to become a teacher and proceed to confuse the hell out of several generations of children with their continuous contradictions and meaningless babble.

 

Dumb people may be able to get away with teaching lower primary school grades or sport. But when it comes to grade five and higher, we need smart people teaching our kids how to do things properly.

 

Children are the future. They’re the leaders of tomorrow. Their education is very important for the prosperity of our country. Who knows how many Einsteins could have bloomed and flourished with a little direction by a knowledgeable teacher or two along the way? Technology could be ten times as advanced as it is now if only we had half decent teachers.

 

Some people may think that our education system is working fine and hold the opinion that if it’s not broken, don’t fix it. Well, how do you know it’s not broken if you’ve never experienced it fixed before? You’ve been riding a horse with only three legs. You molested, Down syndrome sufferer. It’s time to try a four legged horse.

 

It should be made much harder for people to become teachers. This will initially decrease the amount of teachers available for schools, so teacher’s salaries should increase. The higher salary for teaching will attract more people. However, only the best of these people will be allowed to eventually become qualified teachers. I suppose it might cause some schools to close down, but that’s ok because these will be the worst schools in the area that can’t attract any reasonable teachers to them.

 

Hopefully teaching will become as prestigious as becoming a lawyer, doctor or rocket scientist. Teachers will need to be able to pass a very difficult oral English examination. This is to weed out all the Indians and Asians that can’t speak English, who will surely flood the education system once teaching becomes a prestigious profession.

 

Once all this has been implemented we will begin to reap the rewards of a clean education system, one which is sterilised from all teachers displaying the IQ of a two year old or resembling the intellectual ability of a retard.

I don’t understand why people want to come to Australia so much. Granted, we do have a great laid back, safe and happy culture that is great to be a part of. But it seems as though immigrants don’t want to learn our culture or even our language! Am I the only one that sees a problem with this?

 

I won’t name any races specifically but I’m sure you know what I’m talking about… Wogs, Asians, Indians and Africans. If you want to come to Australia because it’s so good, stop trying to set up your own little towns to replicate your home country - The same country that you wanted to escape from in the first place because it was so gay.

 

I am not a racist man. I have no problem with people having different coloured skin. Skin colour doesn’t have anything to do with it at all. White people piss me off too and I hate many fellow Australians for various reasons.

 

At my high school that I used to go to, all the wogs hung around in a huge group together. I think they had to stay in a group of at least ten people because between the ten of them they could form the amount of brain power that is equivalent to one normal person. This huge bunch of wogs wasn’t the result of them being discriminated against by other friendship groups but it was because they discriminated against everyone else.

 

A similar scenario began to present itself at my university. I noticed that all of the Indians (or anyone with dark skin) was immediately drawn together. They were reluctant to speak to anyone who didn’t look Indian. People think all these “minorities” are suffering from racism but it’s obviously the other way around.

 

Asians take over whole suburbs and turn them into little China towns. This allows them to never learn English and to never interact with any Australians for their whole life.

 

It’s one thing to remember where you’ve come from but please try to assimilate into our culture and our way of life as best you can. After all, that’s why you chose to come here in the first place.

It’s not depression, it’s not anxiety and its not homosexuality.. It’s religion.

 

You do not inherit this disorder from your parents in a genetic sense. Parents force it onto their children from a very young age in much the same way as their parents abused them. Somehow this perpetual cycle of child abuse must be stopped.

 

People just accept what they have been raised to believe. They put no effort in to understand other religions before they make their decision. You’d think that the risk of getting it wrong, and therefore being tortured in hell for the rest of eternity would encourage people to actually make sure that they have chosen the right religion. The overwhelming majority of religious people only believe in it because they have been brainwashed during childhood.

 

Raising your child in religious ideology doesn’t uphold moral decency. Marilyn Manson was raised as a Christian. His father was a Catholic and his mother was Episcopalian. He even attended Heritage Christian School. Now he rams dildos up his bum at concerts and then throws them out into the crowd. Good job Mum and Dad.

 

Millions of people attend church every Sunday and then go back to their sinful lives and never attempt to change the way they live. They only pay attention to the parts of the bible that suit them and they dismiss all other parts that might not fit exactly into our busy society today.

 

Isaiah 66:17 says “…those who eat the flesh of pigs and rats and other abominable things—they will meet their end together,” declares the LORD. Nowadays, Christians explain that God only told people not to eat pigs because they had diseases in them at the time and were dangerous to eat. So Christians allow themselves to eat pigs now because they are safe to eat at the present time. They have no problems dismissing this part of the bible because it doesn’t fit with the society in which they live in today.

 

George bush, who claims to be Christian, wages “war on terror” (Iraq) after the twin towers collapse… I thought Christians were meant to turn the other cheek. I think religious people have got it all wrong. If you claim to be religious, I suggest you start to live like it and stop acting like you’re so righteous. You’re nothing but a bunch of hypocrites and fakes.

I realise no one reads anyone else’s blog but, believe it or not, I’m not writing this blog for anyone’s entertainment. Why would I want to entertain some random person who searches through other peoples blogs to read about their private lives? I am actually doing this because I am a firm believer in self perfection and you should always try to improve yourself wherever you can. I admit, I’m not the best writer in the world. However, I am better than you at a lot of other things.. so shut up.

 

My posts will be about random topics that I have an opinion on, which will probably be mostly about things that annoy me. Eg. How dumb society is these days, my hatred of old people etc. So practicing my writing skills is my main objective and if I just so happen to aggravate people by enlightening them with my perspective on things then that’s a bonus.